Desert Wildflowers – Happy Birthday Mom!.

By Posted in - Favorites & Featured Post & Personal & Photography Posts & Photos & U.S.A. on June 11th, 2010

Disclaimer: A couple people have written to me thinking that I am mad at my mother. This is meant to be a funny story. I am not mad at my mom in any way and she is the best mom anyone could ever ask for. I have already asked her what she thought of me posting this story (to add some history to the post) and she said that she didn’t mind. Tomorrow is her birthday and I wanted to send her some flower pictures. Please don’t think I am mad at my mother or that I dislike her in any way. She is awesome!

Many moons ago when I was a photo student I was thinking of transferring colleges. I had an interview at another school and was asked to bring my best photography portfolio. At the time my portfolio was REALLY dark. I don’t mean the colors but the theme was dark. I was struggling with change, growing up and all the emotions that go along with that ball of wax. I was inspired by the likes of Sally Mann, Cindy Sherman, Julia Margaret Cameron and Joel-Peter Witkin to name a few.  My images weren’t happy ones but they were very real to me. I was really proud of my portfolio. My teachers and classmates liked it and I loved it. However my mother HATED it.

Anyway, she always used to bug me to take pictures of “something nice, like flowers” instead. This was something she asked me to do over and over again. So much so that now it is a joke between us. No way! I was an artist, I wasn’t about to spend my hard earned angst on freaking flowers! Gross.

Well she and my father drove me to my interview (at the new school) and I had all of my photos in a large envelope without matting, as requested by the school. I fell asleep in the back seat and my mother was holding the envelope, which I didn’t think twice about.

Until I got into the interview.

I went in and met with the Dean of the college prepared to show him my best work. After I described my portfolio I started taking out the accompanying photos. Imagine my complete surprise when I saw that, while I was sleeping, my mother had taken out ALL of the photos that I thought were the best. All of the ones with the darkest undertones. All of the ones she hated the most.

All that was left was random filler crap. I was speechless. It made me look like an idiot and it made me look like I didn’t prepare at all for the interview. Now at this point I didn’t realize this was my mother’s doing, I was thinking that maybe I actually forgot to bring the right pictures. I was totally dumbfounded and my interview was a total bomb because of it.

I walked out back into the car where my parents were waiting and surprise, surprise what was in there – my missing photos! My mom decided (although she has absolutely no background in art) that she was going to help me out by removing the photos she didn’t like. She assumed that a highly ranked photography only art school wouldn’t like them either.  What?!!?? I was so pissed, as anyone would be. I mean can you even imagine! My blood, sweat & tears removed just like that. She really thought at the bottom of her heart though that she was doing the right thing and that she was helping me out.

Well long story short, because of my bombed interview and ridiculous photo presentation I didn’t get into that school. Which was probably a blessing in disguise. Instead I made the best friends a person could ask for at UMass Dartmouth and had an absolute blast in their art department. So it’s a long time coming but –

Thanks mom for bombing my interview! I made amazing friends who I still know today and you saved me thousands of dollars in student loan debt that I would’ve acquired at the private art school! In the end it was for the best – so thank you!!

Since tomorrow is your birthday and I’m not there in person I wanted to send you this little photo collection I made just for you. It took about 15 years for but here it is –

Flowers! Flowers! Flowers!

I still don’t like shooting them but I have come to peace with it since I love you so much! Plus the desert wildflowers are pretty nice aren’t they?

Wish I was there but I will see you in about a month. I Love You – Happy Birthday!!!!


Your flower-shooting daughter

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  • mom -

    June 11, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Hey girl i totally forgot about my horrible behavior, I guess I have grown up too, when it comes to photography. But I must say I truly love these flower photos, but I love all your images these days. Love you so much, Thank you Mom

  • Bridgette -

    June 11, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Wonderful story and so hysterical!! we love you mom!!!

  • Nancie (Ladyexpat) -

    June 11, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Beautiful shots, and Happy Birthday to your Mom.
    .-= Nancie (Ladyexpat)´s last blog ..Rolling the Omelet =-.

  • Anthony -

    June 11, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Wow, we would have never worked together at The Torch if your mom didn’t take those photos out! Happy birthday to her! Where was this private collage?

  • beersandbeans -

    June 11, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Oh god, the Torch! We were both editors but you were cooler than me! Those were the old days huh? Hang out in the darkroom with Liz listening to Hungry Like The Wolf over and over again, developing mundane pictures of soccer players or the school plays. Eating a lot of pizza and not gaining weight…gotta miss those days!

    But yeah, it’s true we never would’ve met and then we wouldn’t have continued to bump into each other in real life or online in the weirdest, most random times! We’ll probably know each other for the rest of time! The other school was Hallmark in upper western Mass, Turner Falls I think.

    BTW, I can’t get into your blog anymore to read your posts. 🙁

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  • Leigh -

    June 14, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    it looks like I share a b’day with your Mom! and what a Mom you have but her heart was in the right place.

    The photos are wonderful – sublime in fact.

    • beersandbeans -

      June 16, 2010 at 7:57 pm


      Well happy belated birthday Leigh! It’s a great birth date to have! Glad you liked the photos 🙂

  • Find Florists -

    August 7, 2010 at 4:56 am

    Wow! This is so amazing! I never thought a desert flower could be so beautiful like this.
    I must say that this is a very interesting topic. Keep it up!
    .-= Find Florists´s last blog ..Chatham Islands =-.